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PostSubject: SMS jokes...   Sat May 31, 2008 11:13 pm

☻FRIENDS

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Sat May 31, 2008 11:13 pm

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Sat May 31, 2008 11:13 pm

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Sat May 31, 2008 11:14 pm

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Sat May 31, 2008 11:14 pm

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Sat May 31, 2008 11:15 pm

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Sat May 31, 2008 11:15 pm

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Sat May 31, 2008 11:15 pm

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Sat May 31, 2008 11:15 pm

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:11 am

"My wife and i had a short argument on friday. She wanted to go to a film and i wanted to go for a walk."
"So how was the film?"
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:17 am

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:17 am

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:17 am

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:18 am

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:18 am

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:19 am

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:19 am

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:21 am

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
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PostSubject: Re: SMS jokes...   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:22 am

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
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