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PostSubject: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Sat May 31, 2008 11:39 pm

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PostSubject: Dirty & clean joke   Sat May 31, 2008 11:40 pm

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.
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PostSubject: Answerz   Sat May 31, 2008 11:41 pm

Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Sat May 31, 2008 11:41 pm

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Sat May 31, 2008 11:42 pm

Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:23 am

Q.What clothing does a house wear?
A. Address.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:25 am

Q. What kind of soda must you not drink?
A. Baking soda.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:26 am

Q. What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
A. good eyesight.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:27 am

Q. What did the bech say when the tide came in?
A. long time no sea.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:29 am

Q. Why was the belt arrested?
A. For holding up the pants.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:29 am

Q. can giraffes have babies?
A. No, they only have giraffes.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:31 am

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By harepalne.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:37 am

Q. nuhingaa magu konmagu?
A. bilamagu
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:34 am

Q. Neyrey moodhu kon moodhu?
A. mahumoodh
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:13 am

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen donuts.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:19 am

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:19 am

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:19 am

Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:20 am

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:20 am

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

A: We don't know. Never happens.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:20 am

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?

A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:20 am

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?

A: An f****ing know it all.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:21 am

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:23 am

Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?

A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!
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PostSubject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers   Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:24 am

Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?

A:About 45 minutes !!
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