Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers

Subject: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Sat May 31, 2008 11:39 pm

Here comes the best things

Subject: Dirty & clean joke Sat May 31, 2008 11:40 pm

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Subject: Answerz Sat May 31, 2008 11:41 pm

Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Sat May 31, 2008 11:41 pm

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Sat May 31, 2008 11:42 pm

Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:23 am

Q.What clothing does a house wear?
A. Address.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:25 am

Q. What kind of soda must you not drink?
A. Baking soda.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:26 am

Q. What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
A. good eyesight.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:27 am

Q. What did the bech say when the tide came in?
A. long time no sea.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:29 am

Q. Why was the belt arrested?
A. For holding up the pants.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:29 am

Q. can giraffes have babies?
A. No, they only have giraffes.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:31 am

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By harepalne.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:37 am

Q. nuhingaa magu konmagu?
A. bilamagu

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:34 am

Q. Neyrey moodhu kon moodhu?
A. mahumoodh

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:13 am

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen donuts.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:19 am

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:19 am

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:19 am

Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:20 am

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:20 am

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

A: We don't know. Never happens.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:20 am

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?

A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:20 am

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?

A: An f****ing know it all.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:21 am

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:23 am

Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?

A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!

Subject: Re: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:24 am

Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?

A:About 45 minutes !!