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davilex
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|  Subject: SMS jokes...  Sat May 31, 2008 11:13 pm | |
| ☻FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere. | |
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davilex
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Sat May 31, 2008 11:13 pm | |
| Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible! | |
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davilex
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Sat May 31, 2008 11:13 pm | |
| A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! | |
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davilex
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Sat May 31, 2008 11:14 pm | |
| In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! | |
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davilex
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Sat May 31, 2008 11:14 pm | |
| I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. | |
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davilex
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Sat May 31, 2008 11:15 pm | |
| The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you | |
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davilex
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Posts : 441
Join date : 2008-05-30
Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Sat May 31, 2008 11:15 pm | |
| I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again. | |
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davilex
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Posts : 441
Join date : 2008-05-30
Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Sat May 31, 2008 11:15 pm | |
| EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U... | |
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davilex
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Posts : 441
Join date : 2008-05-30
Age : 34
Location : Male'
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Sat May 31, 2008 11:15 pm | |
| DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall... | |
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justey
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:11 am | |
| "My wife and i had a short argument on friday. She wanted to go to a film and i wanted to go for a walk."
"So how was the film?" | |
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davilex
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:17 am | |
| News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message | |
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davilex
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:17 am | |
| God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested | |
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davilex
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:17 am | |
| CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this | |
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davilex
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:18 am | |
| Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy | |
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davilex
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:18 am | |
| I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! | |
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davilex
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Posts : 441
Join date : 2008-05-30
Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:19 am | |
| Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p. | |
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davilex
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Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:19 am | |
| Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? | |
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davilex
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Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:21 am | |
| What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything. | |
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davilex
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Posts : 441
Join date : 2008-05-30
Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: SMS jokes... Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:22 am | |
| A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here". | |
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